The Neglectful Nerds (3)

Part 2

Chapter 3

It was so quick that I didn’t see what happened. I checked to see if I was shot but I wasn’t. Then I turned around and saw Bubs drinking water. I turned again and Unc Ben was chuckling. I turned one last time and saw who he shot.

It was Ernest!


He was on the ground, not moving a muscle. Ben had got him straight in the heart.

“NOOOOOOOOO!” I screamed.

I couldn’t believe it. Ernest was lying there on the floor dead because of me. Why did I even drag him into this mess? I could’ve just let him stay where he was. I learnt an important lesson after this episode, a moral actually:

Don’t drag people into your dumb mess!

“Hahahaha!” Uncle Ben laughed crazily like Mr Scrooge “There’s no way you can run away now!”

“Yes there is!” came a rather familiar voice.

It was Dad! He wasn’t dead!

“Bah! Humbug!” cursed Uncle Scrooge… I mean, Unc Ben.

“I’ve seen everything, broher-in-law!” Dad roared “I can’t believe you!”

“R-R-Rory…” Unc Ben said nervously.

“What the @#&?@#$ are you doing in my house you @#$&*!” screamed Dad.

“I… I was just…” Unc Ben began to speak but Dad cut him off.

I was so ecstatic to see Dad that I ran over and embraced him.

“Speak no more @#&$*!” Dad howled at Unc Ben “I saw everything and even recorded it on my Samsung Galaxy S9 phone!”

“Um, Dad.” I whispered, embarrassed “We don’t need to know what phone you’re using.”

*Ahem* “Uh… I meant I recorded it on my nondescript phone!” Dad winked at me.

“Whatever, punk!” Unc. Scroog- uh, Ben shouted “I still have the gun!”

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Suddenly, two police officers crashed in and grabbed both of ‘em by the arms.

“Hey!” Unc. Ben screamed in fear “Where’d these pigs come from?”

“From the police station, you #&@*&@!” bellowed one of the copers. While the police officers dragged them away, I gave Dad a hug.

“I thought you were dead, Dad. Where were you?”

“Don’t be silly. The neglectful nerds just gave me sleeping pills and threw me in the closet.”

“Hey Dad?” I asked “Let’s give Ernest a funeral and go back to Grenoble.” I was exhausted after this whole thing.

“How about we give him a funeral and just stay here?” He suggested.

“That’s great!” I exclaimed enthusiastically.

So after that, we buried Ernest and lived happily ever after…



– Destiny


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