The Gift of Gab

As a student

My tongue
Could do wondrous things
Girls would flock
To my nest
In the dorms
To listen

If I told a scary story
They would be afraid!

I talked of adventure
Tall tales of excitement
(And danger)
Of love
(And romance)

They would smile
Stretch and preen

I would warble some more

Expanding their hearts
With desire and fire
Caressing their souls
Uplifting us all …

And then …

They would politely ask
For me
To leave
So they can …

Have sex with my roommate

– Yehoshua Aryeh


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