My pet rock is a funny little thing.
With its goggle-boggle bobbing eyes
and tail made of string.
My pet rock doesn’t need to use the loo.
It never makes a mess at all
when I have things to do.
My pet rock never bothers anyone.
It just sits there on my bedroom shelf
and watches me have fun.
My pet rock doesn’t join-in with my game.
In fact I guess I must admit
my pet rock’s kinda lame.